My Favorite Girls

Peace On Earth

May the joy and hope of the season be with you and your families through the coming year.

Maia

PS:  This is Pammy, my favorite

Holy Holodeck and Only In Baltimore

Well one day last week I was noodling around online and found out about this new game for some new gaming system that's supposed to be the end all be all.  In this game, you can place yourself in a movie and become part of the action, For example you or some avatar of you could take the place of Vivien Leigh in Gone With Wind.  My, my did  Startrek  predict the future of what. First we have cell phones, then e readers and now the holodeck.  What's next, will we soon be beamed up?  Or, are we going to be treated to sove version of  George Orwell's feelie? I'm placing my money on the feelie.

Now there were two five alarm fires in downtown Baltimore with twenty four hours. Makes you wonder doesn't it.  The first fire was in the historic red light district known as block.  It started in some strip club and moved quickly into the Gaiety Book and Sexual Accoutrement Store.  Now if you were a college educated, female television reporter with more than one year's on air experience, standing at the scene, microphone in hand, how would you pronounce the name of that book store?

If you guessed that she pronounced it like an adjective describing the alternative lifestyle choice of a guy named "Eddie," you would be correct.  Yep she stood right there and said, I kid you not, "The the fire has engulfed the whole Gay Eddie bookstore."  At first I thought she just made a mistake, but no folks she went on to talk about the historic Gay Eddie several times.  I thought I'd have hysterics.

And wouldn't you know there were so many helpful guys out there at the scene rushing to give aid and comfort to the strippers and pole dancers fleeing the flames in their tasteful costumes. And they said chivalry was dead..  Warms the heart it does.

In Which I Called the Cops

I wanted to post this picture with a heading like "the kid's are alright," or "we are family, I've got all my sisters with me." But when I was sitting up in my office I heard seven rifle shots.  The redneck assholes are luring them in and then shooting them in the headlights. That's why they're terrified. Shooting dear in the headlights is against the law. So I called the law and I will everytime they do this.

I don't have anything against the legitimate hunters. I've seen what starving looks like and a clean shot beats that anyway you want to talk about it.  But to lure them in and then shoot them in the headlights. There are no words to describe how I hate those losers.  So the girls are not alright, but we keep keeping on.

Hi There Ya'll

I was told on another blog that some folks have been visiting and not saying howdy. Well that's all right, but if you see anything you really like, maybe you could sort of say how do.  I don't bite and the people who comment regularly are really great (Some of them are from California, but we know they can't help living where they do and don't hold it against them.  Just kidding, I'd kill to live in California.) Anyway, whether you comment or not, I'm glad you stopped by.

Say A Little Prayer

Ok guys my friend, who is probably the kindest person on the planet is having a double mastectomy tomorrow. She is a reike equine massage therapist and an animal communicator who has made me understand where Kitt is coming from and has made Kitt understand me. I know this is a little who who for you guys out west. But understand this woman is probably the kindest person I have ever met and she is going under the knife tomorrow.

This is Kitt, so happy to see her. Sometimes I get jealous because Kitt loves her, but she is an amazing person and needs all of our good wishes.

November Light

Ok, I know it's December and I'm late with this, but sometimes in November, if you're really lucky, the golden light is amazing.