How do you do ladies and gentlemen, I am Sir Dweezil of Inwood and I would like to introduce my good friend and boon companion, Mr. Squigman Igmeowkowski.
We are a couple of bon vivants and sophisticated men about town.
Maia: Eyes Rolling
Dweezil, here, Squigman don't you have something to say to that dear lady out west, Ms. Cynthia Susan over at the Rough Strings Ranch
Squig here, Cindy Sue, you are one red hot mama, even though your a dog.
Whap and a smack on the head
Dweezil what did you do that for? What did I say? It's not like she's that tasty little Siamese down the road and I'm not really into dogs.
Whap, Whap, Whap.
Cynthia Susan, Mr. Igmeowkowski is obviously not himself today. Maybe he had too much anesthesia at his last visit to the vet. You see, he can't seem to stop fighting, poor lad. What he meant to say is that when we read your latest post, we were overwhelmed with your intelligence and canine loveliness.
Maia here, where are my muck boots, the you know what is getting pretty thick around here.
It's Dweezil again, muck boots that reminds me of our locale, that little slice of heaven where we live.
Dweezil, don't say it. You know what's going to happen if you say it.
Hmm, like I said, Sqiggman is obviously suffering from some brain deficiency, because we live in the rolling hills of the horse country of Maryland.
Now you've done it Dweeze. It's here
Hi, I'm a horsie and I can run really fast. Wanna watch me run?
No, Shorty we do not want to watch you run, now go away we're having a conversation here with our adoring readers.
But I want to say.
My name means pretty and I can run really fast.
I won't. Unless you let me talk, I'm going to hold my breath till I turn blue.
Look what you've done Dweeze, you've gone and ruined it. It must be your hairdo. It's made you stupid. What kind of boy cat gets a "sanitary cut."
Am I blue yet?
I'll show you a sanitary cut. Come here you little weasel.
AM I BLUE YET!!!!!!
Before this degenerates any further, I think you all have pretty much proved my point.
AM I BLUE YET!!!!!
Oh good grief, Now there's three of them.